chat asthma 

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

chat asthma by Fonzki November 28, 2013

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

chat calling by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014

chat bum 

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.

I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.

chat bum by shadoinkin May 19, 2018

Chat fucked 

When your chat continues to talk for hours upon end and blowing your phone up like a terrorist with a galaxy s7 or a hooker.

God damn ifunny chat chat fucked me when I woke up to 1000 plus messages.

Chat fucked by lifestyIe July 10, 2018

Chat Joke 

A really dry dad joke.

"That was the worst chat joke that I have ever heard."

Chat Joke by Chiefton8823 October 31, 2018

Chat shitter 

A street shitter in a chat

That chat shitter was shitting in the chat like it's the street.

Chat shitter by Placid Pike April 25, 2019

Chat Room Terrorist 

A person or persons within a group chat who consistently go off on multi-message tangents with out much involvement from other room members. The Chat Room Terrorist often ignores or makes cursory comments about other conversation threads within the room. Often, a Chat Room Terrorist will leave 60-100 messages on multiple tangential topics at strange hours of the night.

Yowzers, that guy Danny is a real Chat Room Terrorist. Did you see his rant last night?
Yea, 256 messages about Trump, 9-11 and boats being parked int he street, that guys off his rocker.

Chat Room Terrorist by DonkyLips6969 June 14, 2019