Fat, boorish, business men with a penitent for bad, dated suits that somewhat resemble "The Penguin" of Batman fame. Charbon's prefer the heavy use of cheap cologne to toilet paper and rarely wear socks with loafers. They are sexist and proud of it and are often seen with open sores around their mouths from time spent with rented women. Though loud and obnoxious, a Charbon will be frightened easily when challenged.
"Pssst!! Sam!! Who's that Charbon in the boardroom farting up the place?"
"I don't know. Hey, he isn't wearing any socks!"
"I hate Charbons."
"I don't know. Hey, he isn't wearing any socks!"
"I hate Charbons."
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n. 2007, chiefly British
Carbon Con is an expression used to describe what some think is a con game surrounding carbon emissions and global warming. It can involve anything from climate summits to carbon trading. What is at stake is the billions of dollars being used to fund questionable climate research that is skewed to support the global warming theory.
The Carbon Con Game.
Peter Huber, 10.15.09, 10:20 PM EDT
Forbes Magazine dated November 02, 2009
The great carbon con?
Is carbon offsetting a responsible way to reverse the effect our lifestyle has on the planet - or just a sop to our consciences?
Open Thread
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 10 January 2007 13.25 GMT
Carbon Con is an expression used to describe what some think is a con game surrounding carbon emissions and global warming. It can involve anything from climate summits to carbon trading. What is at stake is the billions of dollars being used to fund questionable climate research that is skewed to support the global warming theory.
The Carbon Con Game.
Peter Huber, 10.15.09, 10:20 PM EDT
Forbes Magazine dated November 02, 2009
The great carbon con?
Is carbon offsetting a responsible way to reverse the effect our lifestyle has on the planet - or just a sop to our consciences?
Open Thread
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 10 January 2007 13.25 GMT
When will the media report the Kyoto carbon con?
Sting started the carbon con when he purchased a piece of the rain forest.
To appease the carbon con contingent, Tony Blair shelled out 89.82 pounds to offset his carbon use that fueled his family trip to Florida.
Sting started the carbon con when he purchased a piece of the rain forest.
To appease the carbon con contingent, Tony Blair shelled out 89.82 pounds to offset his carbon use that fueled his family trip to Florida.
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