cerenity

a fishy smelling girl. she always walk like a masculine penguin.

something smell weird. must be a cerenity

by iateyoursourpatchkids August 26, 2017

Copenhagen

When A friend or a fellow wingman passes out before a night of festivities.

Jack pulled a serious Copenhagen last night and went to bed early.

Pulling a Copenhagen.

by Maximmm August 17, 2011

snooze-cement

That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.

Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

John Ceena

1. A fucking steroid-fed badass who is great at RKOs
2. A bold catch move
3. A complete asshole who was too lazy to work out so he had steroids for breakfast.

1. "Woohhh that guy is such a John Ceena"
2. Did you see the John Ceena that this guy did on that asshole ? God that was good.
3. U little John Ceena

by Monday ripper May 2, 2016

Celen

A mistake of a human, deserves the wrath of all gods known to man, a monstrous moron, a jester, a clown, an absolute idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin.

“Hey man is that Celen-“
“Get away before she eats your ankle!”

by Swagmastwr42069 June 12, 2019

cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.

Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.

by JJSupah August 25, 2004

cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

by Johnny Nightlife February 15, 2007