Coconut

A black man who acts white. Example: Like the fruit a coconut is brown on the outside, yet white on the inside.

Man, that nigga right there is a coconut, his ass might as well be white.

by Chris Fago December 28, 2003

Coconut Freud

the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.

I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!

by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

coconut head

someone usually of black ethnicity with a very coconut looking head, usually if balled, the head will look like a dark shiny oval a lot like a coconut

wtf Jerome! lol, you got a coconut head!

by eiofjhewfrewl September 28, 2008

Ceroni

Pertaining to or defining perfection. Used to describe a feat or accomplishment so completely devoid of imperfection that it, by definition sets the bar higher.

1. Did you see the way that tony hawk just nailed that mctwist? That was so Ceroni.

2. Nothing in the course of history has been so ceroni as the way that stacy makes me feel.

by Andre Botticelli February 3, 2007

COCONUT PANTIES

coconut panties are panties that have evidence of sex on them.

when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.

by moonrider February 24, 2009

Coconut Mall

The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.

Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.

by cicoleo March 28, 2020