calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

Calcitrificant

|kalˈseˈtrifikənt|

adjective.

1. a meaningless word that may be used in place of large words to confuse the less educated.
2. interchangeable with squanch, but classier.

This wine is most calcitrificant.
I know it's a joke; i was simply being calcitrificant.
I'm overwhelmed by the calcitrificance of it all.

by Egodeath June 18, 2018

calc error

When you accidentally have sex with ur mom

New year...new calc error

by McLoviiiiiin January 2, 2018

Calc

A word I made up for saying "Calc u later"
The action of throwing a calculator at someone

What did you learn?
"Calc"
Calculus?
"Calc"

by Senboy123 January 9, 2021

Calcing

When a teacher at school bends over in front of you showing their ass in full show, double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

“Oh i love it when miss calc’s in my face, so round!, ahh i love Calcing!”

by Jojobeds January 24, 2022

yellow calculator

An insult towards an Asian

Girl 1: Yung Wee Yang is a yellow calculator
Girl 2: I can't stand yellow calculators

by NMC1990 December 15, 2015

calculator

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

by Yourm um Sface January 8, 2009