Brooke

A dumb blonde, usually with 2-3 kids at a young age. Who has an asshole boyfriend or husband who is never arround and just helps pay the bills. usually is not the brightest crayon in the box.

"wow thats deffenetly another brooke"

by Jayyyyyc August 20, 2009

Brooke

she’s fake and she has no booty she can’t fight and she thinks she the shit but she not 😒

Is that brooke she flat as fuck

by Carrie2345 March 27, 2018

Brooke

Definition of hoe; talks to lots of guys

Brooke is such a hoe,she made out with that Dawson kid.

by Baller0305 November 17, 2017

Brooke

A way to describe a person who is never on time.

OR

A person who is afraid of getting sick.

OR

A person who thinks a 10 min walk is a 3 hour thing.

Guy1: where's my date?
Guy2: idk my date is here...your date is such a brooke, like omg!
Girl1: UGH WE HAD THIS LIBRARY DOUBLE DATE 33 MINUTES AGO! WHY IS BROOKE BEING SO BROOKISH!

by Jessica Gualpa December 11, 2010

Brooke

Home recking slut...

I smell fish....must be Brooke.

Watch out for Brooke she'll sleep with your husband.

by mictora November 24, 2014

Brooke

Brookelynnn is an annoying stalker who tries to act like her sexy sister. She tends to stalk on boys named Jacob, Daniel, Matt, Isaac, & David. Typically she is ignored by everybody. She has no friends and doesn't have a life. Her hair looks like a rat's nest. She is known to blow up cell phones.

Dude, you're turning into such a Brookelynn.

by robert3941 July 27, 2011

Brooke

A term used to mean "Jelly" in many south eastern Asian countries. Derived from the Dehli Brooke, which turned to a Jelly-like consistency in the early 1900's.

Wow, that sure is some good brooke! She would go great with some peanut butter!

by PBAM December 31, 2009