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Waxer and Boil

2 clones who were inseparable friends during the clone wars.
Person 1: dude, those 2 are like Waxer and Boil.
Person 2: they are best friends.
by Cooper Pooper January 14, 2021
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obcena boil

A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!

Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.

Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"

"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
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boiling rock

a chef's left testicle during the 2020 heatwave
Watch out you don't catch my boiling rock with that pan!
by wandering.sal83 August 13, 2020
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boiled hot dog

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way
Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.
by dangggg May 17, 2005
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Boil Maker

When you break a special boil to use of lube.
Even though Dee should be moist, Kyle had to be a boil maker
by KelticKharisma June 23, 2021
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Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
by whispy82 October 9, 2023
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