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A man who is a Michel may call himself Mike or Michael. A Michel is a guy that is sexy.They are also very tricky like an Octopus. Sometimes you have to keep an eye on a Michel, because if you look away he might hide around a corner & jump out when you least expect it,to scare the piss out of you.They cook garlic shrimp better than ANYone

Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They also can be found yelling at golfers when they drive by a golf course,or doing other very tricky things. Michels also have soft sides:They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.They are romantic and passionate & always very exciting in bed-which is why he is hard to get enough of. He keeps his girlfriend happy,&adds to this by calling her Baby, Sexy, Sweety,etc.Michel sightings are so rare, that they are sometimes called a"Totoro"-referring to the forest spirit in Japanese folkore. A Michel may even resemble Totoro when he opens his eyes very wide. Michels are not easy so come by, & deserve love & loyalty
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~Example 1

John: Do you need help studying for your test?

M: No, I do not need to study for tests.

John:Why?

M: Because...I'm a MICHEL

John: *gasp* Awwww-Luckyyyy!

~Example 2

Stranger guy: Hey gorgeous-Can I get your number or sumthin?

Alexandra: No.

Stranger guy: Psh-you cold...

Alexandra: I have a boyfriend; and he is a Michel.

Stranger guy: Oh damn! Ma bad, ma bad! *runs off*
by Special Moi February 26, 2010
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Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.
Michels like airplanes and also like extreme things. They are very good friends and will protect friends and family.
Nicknames for Michels are Mishka,Michael, and suka.
Guy 1:Dude that guy is such a Michel he makes weird noises!
Guy 2: I know he's awesome.
by Lawlvillage September 30, 2012
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The sexiest girl alive with an abnormal talent at gaming with amazing hair and the kindest personality a female could develop<3
Mich: Aw I look weird today
Jess: BITCH U CRAY! You look like a Michel today girl!
Jess: Would so bang ;)<3 even if slut^_^
by SexyBetch January 21, 2013
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Michel is a amazing beautiful girl who's very sweet and fun to be around. No matter how many times people call her the wrong name she continues to smile even on her bad days. If you find yourself a Michel never let her go, you will never find someone like her again.
omg! I wish I was friends with Michel!
by RRDDNMSN January 10, 2018
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A retarded son of a biscute that always lies at everthing and likes to blame other people and thinks hes innocent His friends are christopher and idk what else
Yo did yo see Michel
by Its ya boii eric May 08, 2018
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