bonking

having sex using a space hopper

man sits on space hopper woman mounts herself on his throbin robin and off we go bouncy bouncy

by totalguy January 8, 2004

baking

The act of "holding it in" when you're in need of a poo in order to firm up or increase size of the final product.

I had a few to many drinks last night and if I don't begin baking this one I'll be shitting through the eye of a needle.

by Flowdeeps December 13, 2007

bakingsoda

When Urban Dictionary won't approve your actual definition.

This website just bakingsoda my definition of bakingsoda.

by Lil K00K October 22, 2019

Off-your-Face-Booking

Going online to social networking sites eg. Facebook after a few too many drinks and doing things you may later regret or even forget.

"I was stupidly Off-your-Face-Booking last night and poked some people I shouldn't have!!"

by Mats101 April 1, 2009

Bonking Screens

This dumb little nigga added some gay definition which included tv heads (which is the most retarded thing on the internet) and we don't want this in here. No one asked for it.

Fan girl: "Did you see Burnt Lime add a definition to Urban Dictionary? It's called Bonking Screens. XD"
Normal person: "Yeah it's really fuckin gay."

by birdertweet September 27, 2017

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009

procrasti-booking

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010