blob job

a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.

hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
...

by jewpornstar April 12, 2011

blob chins

Matty Giles' dangaling fondelishious chins.

"i love my blobchins" matty giles

"no-no" matty giles

by kill_the_townies_or_they'll_want_40p_'blud' January 21, 2004

blobjob

some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database

Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"

by bomberman3k February 14, 2008

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u March 25, 2011

Blob

Blob = A Cute Thing. Not Fat And Awesome Friend, Who Everyone Should No Aint FAT Cuz Thats Bull Shyt.

AWESOME.

;))

Eg Joel The BLOB

by Lilo. June 21, 2010

White Mr Blobby.

A white version of Mr Blobby.

Zoe Hembery is the White Mr Blobby.

by EzEz. January 28, 2009

blobfish

A bitch that is uglier or as ugly as a blobfish. A mega ugly bitch.
"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so you better go fishing otherwise you're gonna be left with the blobfish"

Lady Gaga is a serious Blobfish

by Period4A March 26, 2016