banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.

We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.

by alpal86 June 13, 2017

blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge

"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill

by Floppy flop January 27, 2017

Ketchup Blindness

A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.

Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!

by jeorb87 December 10, 2020

Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.

I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.

by M2RE August 26, 2013

Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.

1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."

by Bookworm Beauty March 7, 2019

blind snapping

When someone extremely quickly snapchats people while in a social setting, usually barely even looking at their phone to see if the other person says or sends anything of interest.

Ian, I don’t talk to you much anymore because you do nothing but blind snapping nowadays at college

by pl112 December 24, 2018

Cock blind

When the dick is so fucking good that they are blind to all character flaws.

"Why is that chick with that douche?"
"Oh she's just cock blind"

by J to the Me January 16, 2019