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Run the bath

When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
“Oi Johnny bananas. We’re heading to the strip club”

Johnny: “run the bath
by Johney bananas November 27, 2020
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bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.
"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "
by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014
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Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face
"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"
by Scallylank October 5, 2013
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Bacon Bath

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.
I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.
My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.
" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"
by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012
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bath rat

Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig
Dang Ariel's really looking like a bath rat today
by Ash_why January 9, 2020
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