Average School Shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.

do you see that white male sitting alone over there? The one with the trench coat, unibrow, and messy hair? He's a school shooter

A white male who typically wears a black trench coat, has a unibrow, and extremely messy hair. Most likely has a background from the suburbs. Most Average School Shooters don't talk much and sit alone. The school shooter might acknowledge the fact that he looks like a school shooter to those that joke about it.

by Yatta Hippyoh November 9, 2016

Averett

Like a reform---- was bad before, very bad but is now good especially with ladies

Oh that guy used to be so bad but now he's a great person, he's such an Averett

by Unfortunatefiend January 30, 2015

average lady

An average lady is an amazingly powerful woman, with a fresh strong personality and a dust of mistery. An average lady is kind of a women with superpowers.

<<She's not an average lady, she is fucking crazy!>>

by FuersadkeMeowMeow July 25, 2016

Average fan

A recessive person who consumes products and has their mouth open all the time like a submissive chimp. Is a person who has a bad opinion and obsesses about things. Constantly defensive.

"What an Average fan. He is so defensive over Marvel"

by Chevyman95 February 17, 2022

above average mate

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)

Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!

by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011

Averie

Most often a bed sheet white, puerto rican skin color, caramel or dark chocolate boy who's most likely cute and stylish. Fresh like situation from Jersey Shore ripped with mad gear. A female magnet. When you have a party, You invite Averie cause you know he'll always find a way to make the party pop, wether it be getting beer for it and being DJ.

or

a guy that is athletic funny smart delicious and may or may not enjoy fried food

ie: Fresh to Death. Get all the pussy around the world. Will take your bitch in a minute nigger.

Girl 1: Hey, he's cute
Girl 2: yeah, totally
Girl 1: He's totally an Averie
Girl 1: Ditto, He's mine
Girl 2: No I saw him first

*proceed to cat fight while Averie is long gone home with 3 girls*

by akhbarboomboom May 25, 2011

Average Byler shipper

Dumbass on twitter that calls everyone homophobic just for not agreeing to "Byler".
Look, we all can agree that Will has some feelings for Mike but they're not reciprocated. I kinda dislike Mike and El because I feel they dont have any chemistry at all but I won't shipp Mike and Will because it sounds too impossible. Before you thinking im a homophobic, im gay and I don't need to shipp every male friends I see in a seriesss so stop branding everyone homophobic just bc they don't like the shipp, then they be bitching about why some ppl think lgbt is a toxic community.

Dumbass Average Byler Shipper Twitter Stan: OMG, MIKE JUST SAID THAT WILL IS THE BEST THING HAS HAPPENED TO HIM, THEY ARE DEFINITELY IN LOVEEE !!!
Normal person: Because they are best friends since like 6 years, stupid.

by DontAskMeThat September 19, 2022