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"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."
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Assonance

Literally means "Ass sounds" or sounds emitted from the ass.
I had beans and dark beer for lunch and everyone was getting sick of my assonance.

The resonating sound emitting from his ass is called assonance.
by McCrazy October 26, 2007
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Grits Association

A club or group that hair is just stankin, ugly, nasty, needs to get done, or nappy.; G.A.
Man, you in the Grits Association dawg! Yo hair is messed up!!!!!
by dadadoodoo May 11, 2009
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Anderson & Associates

Kick-ass law firm located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. The firm has a reputation for outstanding legal services and reasonable fees. Traffic, Criminal Defense, Bankruptcy, Personal Injury, Wills and Trusts, FAA, you name it, they probably can handle it. Attorneys employed by the firm are renowned throughout the Hampton Roads area for their high acquittal rate, so much so that local prosecutors sometimes use the firm's initials, "A&A," when they decide to drop a particularly weak case.
Commonwealth's Attorney: "Just had to A&A that felony DUI case. We forgot to attach the Menendez-Diaz notice to the BAC certificate of analysis. The Defendant actually retained Anderson & Associates to represent him and I didn't want to give their attorney a chance to make me look like an idiot in front of the Judge."
by jaybeeOV August 16, 2011
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associate

an associate's degree
Did you manage to get an associate?
by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2011
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Associative Fugue

Not to be confused with dissociative fugue, a period of disconnection from real life brought on by trauma (an example being Renée Zellweger's character in Nurse Betty, who blocks out a murder she witnesses by believing herself part of a hospital drama playing on TV).

Basically the same as a wiki-hole but allowing for other sites, like YouTube or TV Tropes - a state of mental distancing from the here and now brought on by clicking so many links related to what you were looking up that by the time you've made it back to reality you can't remember what you came in for and dinner's ruined.
"I had a massive associative fugue last night. I was looking up something on youtube about dangerous snakes and found myself an hour and a half later watching clips from A Fish Called Wanda."
by Spaniel Day-Lewis August 30, 2012
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