Strenuous Armando

n. A sexual act in which a male and female are engaged in 69 (mutual concurrent oral sex), with the male on top. Just as he is about the climax, the male arches his back, positioning his rectum above the forehead of the female. He then proceeds to ejaculate in her mouth and defecate on her forehead at the same time.

Remember that chick i met at the bar? I pulled a Strenuous Armando on her and made quite a mess.

by vampirekilla October 20, 2008

Filthy Armadillo

A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball

Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo

by disturbed armadillo June 5, 2011

Armadillo

Exclamatory remark used to express excitement because of something fantastic; cool

Damn, that red 2008 viper is straight armadillo!

by Lifegaurdnomo June 16, 2008

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Armadillo

An exclamatory word to express extreme coolness.

That 69' Shelby is sexy! Armadillo!

Yo, that jacket is tight son! You betta run that shit, bitch! Armadillo!

by Shawty2008 October 19, 2008

Armageddon

Ancient resources refer to Armageddon as "the hill of slaughter" and also as "the mountain of sorrow"

by Granny Christian September 12, 2003

Rusty Armadillo

The act of having sex with a woman while menstruating and then dick slapping her in the back so she hunches over like an armadillo.

I gave my girl such a bad rusty armadillo her back was bruised.

by theguyski April 3, 2010