half-ass

(adj). Something incomplete or downright lame, disappointing in its partial quality. Often a task given to a teenage student is done in a half-ass manner.

You are an hour late and telling me you couldn't get a cab? That's a half-ass excuse!

by Sasha Henke February 02, 2006

half expect

When you don't honestly believe something to be the case, but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.

My friend was so crazy, I half expected him to actually jump off the water tower into a tub of jello when the radio station offered him $10.

by David Fier May 09, 2007

Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

by Kingjared420 November 15, 2004

half-minded

When one's mind is half made up.

He had a half-minded plan to rob the bank but could not become fully vested in the plan because there were too many uncertainties in the scheme.

by Luddz June 20, 2015

Half Sour

A hot, sweaty, vinegary cock n' balls. Usually the post work out or hot, humid day kind.

I just got back from the gym and Sonja dropped my shorts and started sucking my cock. Guess she didn't mind the half sour.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Half Leg

A Half Leg, is a massive shit that reaches the water without breaking.. Name derived from the size equivalent from the ankle to knee

May require scissors ..

Best place to do a half leg is hanging over the grand canyon or a bottomless pit

Caution: Never do a half leg in a plane or a construction site port-a-loo

oh my god, ive done a half leg!!!

by nomisen July 31, 2009

Half Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people while drunk for only half of the night.

He pulled a "half gib" last night.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006