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Jamey Aebersold, named after the renowned jazz performer and publisher, can refer to any of the following:
1. When a guy, during sex, counts off his orgasm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. The use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having sex. In most cases the moans vamp on a II-V progression and resolve to I during the orgasm. The tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the sex. For example, amazing sex may result in a typical IIm7—V7—I Maj6 while unsatisfactory sex or sex with fat people and/or animals may result in a IIm7—V7—I+11. Very passionate sex may even result in a IIm7b5—V7+9—Im Maj7 progression.
3. Kicking major Louisville ass in basketball
4. Chlamydia
5. One who has a license as a professional smoker
1. When a guy, during sex, counts off his orgasm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. The use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having sex. In most cases the moans vamp on a II-V progression and resolve to I during the orgasm. The tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the sex. For example, amazing sex may result in a typical IIm7—V7—I Maj6 while unsatisfactory sex or sex with fat people and/or animals may result in a IIm7—V7—I+11. Very passionate sex may even result in a IIm7b5—V7+9—Im Maj7 progression.
3. Kicking major Louisville ass in basketball
4. Chlamydia
5. One who has a license as a professional smoker
1. “I began to Jamey Aebersold this chick after me and Jamey raided the Louisville morgue for healthy lungs to fill with dirt and place in glass display cases, but I only got up to three because David Baker walked in. And right in the middle of my favorite song from Jamey Aebersold’s Volume One play along CD!”
2. “Last night I was having sex and began to Jamey Aebersold. I even moaned a IIm7b5—V7b9 progression! Unfortunately my resolution to Im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “Did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? He was such a Jamey Aebersold.”
4. “I caught Jamey Aebersold at band camp. The sex was amazing though—I resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “I knew Bobby was a real Jamey Aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”
2. “Last night I was having sex and began to Jamey Aebersold. I even moaned a IIm7b5—V7b9 progression! Unfortunately my resolution to Im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “Did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? He was such a Jamey Aebersold.”
4. “I caught Jamey Aebersold at band camp. The sex was amazing though—I resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “I knew Bobby was a real Jamey Aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”
by Beatman July 10, 2009
Get the Jamey Aebersold mug.The period of time after masturbation when you completely lose your sex drive. You don't ever want to masturbate again and you're tired of porn. Lasts anywhere from 30 minutes to a week.
by MoonKnight March 8, 2003
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you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
by Dr. Dick Tinkler May 7, 2007
Get the after-wiggle mug.The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before
Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening
Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
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Get the The Morning After mug.The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.
"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"
or, following an attempted sack tap
"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"
or, following an attempted sack tap
"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"
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