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Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Better Than Cola, Mostly Used By Gopniks, Slavs And The Slav King Life Of Boris.
Vadim Blyat! He Stole All Of My Absolut Vodka!
by Annatoli December 5, 2019
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Absoloot

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka
Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"
by raujero December 20, 2019
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absolute pussy

John michael is an absolute pussy, he didnt even wanna throw hands
by Poopy pants69420 May 6, 2020
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absolute dolt

It is a person who is extremely intelligent, and very funny. Anyone who believes absolute dolt to be a derogatory term is a regular dult. Fuck you
He is an absolute dolt
by lolgae September 22, 2020
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absolute work of art

first of all you look like you're staring into somebody's soul, the mans on the left.. he somebody's dad for sure. 40 year old man loooks part demon too.. Grab the belt john he boutta whoop some child’s ass. bro the guy on the top left definitely got his haircut at grandmas house I think she forgot he’s a dude. and simon.. if this picture was among us.. you are def the imposterr... looking like you're about to go stab someone 100 times in their slump.. hella sus... thats why im scared bruh
damn bro did you hear about how ayla made that absolute work of art?
by gr4v3y4rdsh1ft December 22, 2020
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absolactly

"Trump was robbed"
Absolactly he was!!
by Reaper8888 January 2, 2021
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Absolute handsome bastard

Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.
Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?

Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously
by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021
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