punching the hamster

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out
by somedumbasshole February 04, 2012
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Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.
"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder
by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022
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Hamster Hole

The Anus. The term come from the sex act of which a man inserts a hamster, or hamster like rodent (such as a gerbil) into the butthole for pleasure.
You don’t get to join the military police until after, you pull your HEAD, out of your HAMSTER HOLE!
by The anal dominator July 29, 2018
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chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001
by Water buffalo 2 May 12, 2017
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Hungarian Hamster

Oh my God Mary, John's got a Hungarian Hamster down there!
by njhoya May 02, 2019
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Hamster Dance

This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!
by PatamonKid February 18, 2004
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Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.
I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.
by Rodent Features March 16, 2011
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