You're into the zoomer juice now? You know that stuff's just as addictive as regular cigarettes, right?
by Poggy Sodom Goys July 13, 2023
Get the Zoomer Juice mug.American generation, born between 9/11 and the 2008 Bailout. They were raised with technology, so they don't understand concepts such as remembering phone numbers, calculating tips longhand, and the basic P&Qs of social interaction. Also, they were adolescents during the Covid-19 lockdown, so they learned how to optimize their work from behind a computer screen. They struggle to connect with other people in the public, because of their dependence on digital devices. Older generations perceive them as lazy, but in reality, they can accomplish more work with a few keystrokes and mouse-clicks than entitled Millennials and spoiled Baby Boomers could in a day of loitering at an office.
Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
by Texas Man July 23, 2023
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Zoomer: Wish we could go back to the early 2010s where we weren’t divided by partisan lines
Anyone born before 2001: Ok zoomer.
Anyone born before 2001: Ok zoomer.
by GayBlackie24 September 13, 2024
Get the Zoomer mug.A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024
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Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.
by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024
Get the Zoomer Hoomer mug.Zookeepers are people with low intelligence who usually suffer from Notable examples are people who laugh hysterically at terrible comedies, people who shop for cars "by payment," Millennial women who make Evangelical TikToks, and Gen X women who give out unsolicited and dangerous medical advice on FaceBook. In general, they exhibit the Dunning Kruger effect with their words and actions. They are typically overweight and dress in ironic t-shirts that say things like "Blessed" along with flip-flops. They usually have young children who scream on airplanes and can only be silenced with McDonald's fries. They typically sell MLM products until their friends and family have stopped talking to them. The term is derived from an episode of the popular web series Half in the Bag featuring the movie The Zookeeper. In this episode, the types of people who enjoy terrible cookie-cutter low-brow comedies are described. One example from The Zookeeper is when Kevin James's character takes a man in a gorilla suit and when the gorilla sees the sign, he says, "Shuuuut... uuuuup" and the audience howls with laughter "because they've heard of TGI Friday's." These individuals lack so much awareness of themselves and what they witness that they laugh at product placements.
"How was the new Minions movie last night?"
"It was OK but it was hard to enjoy because the BO and breath of the people around me were intolerable. They also screamed every time they saw a Minion, so they screamed every 10 seconds for 90 minutes straight."
"Well, Minions fans are some of the biggest Zookeepers around. There's not much you can do but avoid them if you have the choice."
"It was OK but it was hard to enjoy because the BO and breath of the people around me were intolerable. They also screamed every time they saw a Minion, so they screamed every 10 seconds for 90 minutes straight."
"Well, Minions fans are some of the biggest Zookeepers around. There's not much you can do but avoid them if you have the choice."
by johnnemo March 30, 2024
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