Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to
look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the
inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I
in the ballpark?
Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.