Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

witch teacher

A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white

what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?

by kevin the nerd1 November 6, 2017

cum witch

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.

The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night

by Masterfaulker April 21, 2016

Natural Witch

Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.

Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?

I have a winch".

by MagickDragon December 1, 2020

Wooly Witch

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave

That hitch is a Wooly Witch

by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020

witch hole

A hole in the exterior wall of a home that is tucked behind something on the interior side, such as a cabinet . The hole allows for evil spirits and/or wolf spiders and such to live among us, but to remain unseen and with unrestricted passage.

It’s actually a good thing...if your home is now or ever was haunted by spirits and/or wolf spiders/bats/centipedes etc, all of which ultimately make their way back to where they were bred to breed themselves.

You don’t want to find a Witch Hole in your house, but if you do, cover it back up and act like you never saw it.

Kalle has the cutest house and she really loved it until she found a Witch Hole behind the refrigerator. It actually explains a lot of weird things that happened there. So, now she looking to sell, obviously.

by cplpeterson March 12, 2021

Witches brew

When u open thy pussay and put vegetables and boiling water in there and mix it with thy cock

I did witches brew with aj

by Kingwingwong April 12, 2023