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pigeon washed

"The cops investigated my complaint and they pigeon washed that shit...like it never happened!"
by spurldoggy November 8, 2013
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helmet washed

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!
by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014
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Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
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Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.
"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"
by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016
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thigh watcher

Someone who casually watches them thighs. Thigh watchers will do anything to see a girls thighs.
Brayden: Aye you seen Cat in that Instagram pic
Tristan: Yeah bro them thighs looking mighty fine and extra thick bro
Brayden: You must me a thigh watcher
Tristan: Especially that girl Cat, bruh them thighs are hella sexy
by ThighWatcher21 March 7, 2017
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penny washer

his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.
brandon, that penny washer, is such a faggot.
by hitler_likes_to_paint December 14, 2018
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Dick Watcher

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy
That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture
by Dexter187 January 19, 2019
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