hate-wank

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.

I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.

by lardpony September 4, 2005

Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009

Deal Wank

The post deal 'handshake' that a salesman enjoys following the signing of a contract.

"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"

"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"

by Les Miserables October 21, 2011

wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

by ... September 27, 2003

Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

by Knibnobber February 10, 2015

Incognito Wank

Using the incognito window in google chrome to browse porn, thus leaving no trace

matt: dude i just had the best incognito wank
nick & dave: awesome bro

by Slydog99 April 9, 2012

Wank Girlfriend

A girl who a man always thinks about while masturbating.

As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3

I was nearly unfaithful to my wank girlfriend...it's Hayden Panettiere off of Heroes...but the other day I was tempted to knock one out over Fearne Cotton

by mellie_88 August 20, 2010