Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"

meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"

by Demosthenes March 10, 2005

Super Duper Walmart

In the future, when all lesser businessess have faded into the fogs of obscurity. Humanity will cluster around the last bastions of Pseudo-Capitalism. Including living quarters for all employees and shoppers alike, now people can TRUELY live the Walmart experience! Behold the age of the Super Duper Walmart.

Now that we can live at the new Super Duper Walmart, we don't ever have to leave!

by SquatcHman April 22, 2006

walmost

Something you use in the place of almost when you are drunk texting.

A.)Nothingg just on the floor laughing at nothing in particular

B.)Awesome man, I walmost died!

by Heath'rs May 14, 2011

Walmortified

The condition when you are both disgusted with the Class of shoppers at Walmart AND realize you are shopping at Walmart too. You too are one of the smelly Walmart people.

I walked past a woman shopping at Walmart and was overwhelmed by the smell of cigarettes and sweat. I was disgusted mortified and aware of the stereotype of people who shop at Walmart. Then it happened, I was Walmortified when I realized that I was shopping at Walmart too.

by Luke812 October 18, 2018

Waldo-bomb

The act of unexpectedly joining a group photo dressed as Waldo, from "where's waldo?".

-- I totally Waldo-bombed that picture.
-- Where?

by Dr. Footfoe December 12, 2009

WalMart-Flight

Airline industry lingo, which covers any of the low-fare air-carriers such as AirTran, Jet-Blue or Jet-West. This also describes the level of service one recieves while on the flight, such as recieving peanuts or pretzels for snacks, instead of actual meals!

Josh did'nt have enough money to fly SouthWest, so instead he had to take a WalMart-Flight back home to see his parents!

by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

Walmart Hopping

One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.

Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!

Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....

by mactowngirl November 10, 2010