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hoe wagon 

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.
Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes
hoe wagon by wamuu May 11, 2016

Pimp Wagon 

Any large four door car/van that can hold 5 or more grown adults, Often used for transportation and a mobile place to sleep and/or have sex
Person 1:”Did you see that van roll by with like nine people in it?”
Person 2:”That my friend is a pimp wagon
Pimp Wagon by TheBreakwater January 1, 2018

Grabbin wagon 

A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.
Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.
Grabbin wagon by sam__p August 30, 2018

Snatch Wagon

Something as disgusting as a wagon full of rotting snatches. The most vile disgusting snatch to ever cross your path
Snatch Wagon by EEM78 May 10, 2019

Skin Wagon 

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"
Skin Wagon by White_horse November 8, 2019

douche wagon 

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
douche wagon by Telephony January 8, 2021