The waffle house

A area that has found it’s new host

“The waffle house has found it’s new host”

by TechnobladeNevaDies January 20, 2023

wafflehead

A client that cannot make a useful decision. They do however make many decisions for decision sake. Often.

Waffles to the point of needing syrup.

Blue. Red. Blue. Red. BlueRedBlueRed. Peter is such a fucking wafflehead. He should go with purple and call it a day.

by cornbreadyankee April 24, 2006

roffles my waffles

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"

Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles

by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

waffle burger

Like a cheeseburger, only you use waffles instead of buns. Some people add syrup to their waffle burgers also.

Person; Dude, I ran out of buns for my burger so I had to use waffles.

Other Person; Yay, a waffle burger!

by Twilight hater2 September 28, 2009

gooey waffle

The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).

Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"

Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)

by natelex February 14, 2009

waffles

The best breakfast food EVAR

waffles > pancakes

by bob May 31, 2004

Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.

1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.

by KoKo37 November 10, 2008