vulvazela

1. A woman with a high pitched, irritating voice who will not shut up, but is a nympho .

1. You slept with that vulvazela, didn't you, horndog?

by babblon July 2, 2010

Valva

A octopus-like growth on the outside of a woman's fat China. It has the scientific name of 'Valvaus Apparentus'. It is used for the Andolokingnol's intercourse, sexually.

Lily: 'Hey, check out my Valvaus Apparentus'
Catherine: 'Sure, I've always wanted to make sure my one was normal'

by Guciemman May 7, 2011

Vulcan Death Grip

Using your Index finger, your middle finger and thumb to administer a hold above the Adam's apple and under the chin. Hold for 10 seconds.

Captin Spock uses the Vulcan Death Grip with his poopy ears.

by Matt Mintz May 22, 2006

vulvitis

1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.

2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.

The doctor took one peek at my crotch and said, "Yes, dear... you've got vulvitis. You nasty hoe."

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

vulgarism

When you are being much vulgar.

Guy 1: "Boof Me!"
Guy 2: "Don't be so much vulgarism."

by Djl15! September 28, 2018

Vulgaria

A neighborhood of McMansions.

A new snob hill

Many cities have new neighborhoods that are nothing more than a a Vulgaria.

by New English December 17, 2008

vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.

homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that

by kahda July 19, 2004