Venture

low quality

Those runners are so venture dude! Where did you get them? Zellers?

by VelcroStraps June 11, 2011

Rusty Venture

When you take your finger and rub around the guy's asshole, while you whack the guy off

The other day Tommy gave Charlie a Rusty venture while having gay sex.

by Atticus620 November 24, 2010

Venture Brothers

When two guys discuss their sexual conquests only to find out they have unknowingly have three or more girls in common and instantly become best friends as a result.

Guy 1: "And then there was this girl Jessica..."
Guy 2: "...Wait, Jessica who?"
Guy 1: "Jessica Fakeasfuck?"
Guy 2: "NO WAY ME TOO!"
Guy 1: "NO WAY THAT'S AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "We're totally Venture Brothers!"

by johnnymurmur October 13, 2011

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

ventroll

a man with with an extremely large penis.

Tommy Lee Jones is a ventroll

by Apollocreed October 8, 2008

Vented wide mouth

a vital part of the silver bullet that ensures you get maximum taste and refreshment from your coors light

dude, bud light just doesn't taste as good as coors because coors tastes so smooth with the new vented wide mouth!

by goofygoofball May 17, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours

Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!

by Dr. Freeze November 24, 2010