Virginia Slimming 

The act of pissing, but holding your skinny limp dong in between your index and middle finger, like you are smoking a Virginia slim.

I feel like Virginia slimming. My skinny dick is thin and long, it reminds me of a Virginia slim!

Virginia Slimming by Grandmashouse December 28, 2024

Virginia Slim 

Aside from the brand of cigarettes known as Virginia Slim, it is a term or slang word used to describe a lady of thin stature and possibly available for one night stands. Most likely made popular by the Americana Band KENNY AND THE ROOSTERS' song called VIRGINIA SLIM.

I picked up a "Virginia Slim"last night at a bar down town

Virginia Slim by Owenowen January 1, 2025

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Virginia vagina cabinet 

When you tongue punch a pussy with an alabama pickleback aggressively. Then proceed to stick a dildo in a leaf blower and blast that hoe.

I just committed a Virginia vagina cabinet

Virginia vagina cabinet by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

Virginia Muzzle 

When one inserts a penis into another’s mouth and proceeds to hold their nose as they orgasm into it.

“He was blue in the face, wiping his mouth as if he’d just been given a Virginia Muzzle!”

Virginia Muzzle by TramellDomingo September 5, 2025

Virginia steak 

When a person with a penis decides to put there penis inside a grill thus cooking it and then when done chopping it off and eating it

person 1 " did you hear my friend did Virginia steak "

person 2 " what level of boredom is that"

Virginia steak by some dumb shit October 4, 2025

Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

Virginia blanket by Boneless soda October 18, 2025