forbidden v

The v-shaped smear of feces, sweat, and butt-lint found on the rear part of a toilet seat. The v shape comes from the gap between the buttocks, and the feces, sweat, and butt-lint come from ineffective wiping techniques.

I was going to poop at the restaurant, but the only toilet there had a forbidden v.

by Jimmy Carr December 3, 2011

V-Gundy

A fat person who resembles a piece of gum. These people avoid cardio exercise at all cost.

Marcellus “Look at that fat kid over there not doing anything.”

Bill “Oh that’s a V-Gundy. He doesn’t do much.”

by JoeMamma315 August 26, 2019

Red V

An Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull and Vodka.

Hey.. My friends and I are up for a wild night and need a pick-me-up.. Toss us some Red V's

by Rederon January 30, 2004

V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

by Alex April 6, 2003

V-Safe

A man who has had a vasectomy, thus cannot have children.

A common term in the swinger/adult community. Often combined with "D/D free" (drug and disease free) to indicate a guy you can safely have unprotected sex with with no risk of unwanted pregnancies.

I'm D/D free and V-safe. Pick me Vanna!

by Long John By July 25, 2007

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

v/r

"Very Respectfully" - as a complimentary close used in informal correspondance, like emails or bulletin board messages.

...Thanks for your comments.

V/R

John

by Elvensiege January 2, 2009