Umber

One who has the physical appearance of a type of vegetable, fruit, or just a ball. One who always apologizes when its not they're fault. One who lies about who they go out with. One who falls deep in love with everyone they talk to. One who always likes to break happy couples up.

"Hey what is that round thing beyond the horizon?!"
"Oh, that's just an umber!"

"Hey I'm really sorry for being a rude ass to you, please let's just be cool"

"Why are you apologizing though?"
"Because I'm an umber"

"Hey my name is Eric"
"My name is Umber, lets be friends!"
Two days later.....
"I love you."

by bitxh October 21, 2013

umbledor

You're obviously trying the tiktok trend. You're looking for Dumbledore, so type in Dumbledore.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore" -The man himself

by Phøêñix Fłâřē November 6, 2021

umbleox

something strange my dad called my mother after she bumped into him.

“you’re a damn umbleox!”

by i <3 sharting my pants April 19, 2023

Umblekinheim

The corners of the underneath of your bed that don't get cleaned or swepted because you cannot reach that area. Where items get lost and where dust collects, a cold and dark place that nothing returns from.

"So you lost your sleeping mask? Try searching through the umblekinheim area." Said Marg. "You might find some dead beetles and odd pairs of socks as well".

by Paige the stage December 23, 2023

umbelebable

Spoken only when something is unbelievable, strange, fucked up, outlandish or perplexing.

Jerry: "so i found out my cock is fourteen inches long"

everyone standing around: "thats umbelebable"

by Pangy April 12, 2005

Umlet

Pronounced um-let, kind of like omelette, but with an um instead of ome.

1.(noun) An ume omelette, made by mixing ume in with the eggs before cooking. Invented by Johnny Tsunami in the early 21st century, this dish is considered quite horrid and disgusting by all.

2.(transitive verb) Similar in definition to the word let, umlet is just a more uncertain way of saying let.

1. "Why the hell is this omelette pink and vinegary?!"
"Oh, thats not an omelette, its an umlet."

2. "So what do you wanna do after practice?"
"Umlets go to the store and buy some food."

by The Tsunami June 11, 2008

umbelfugly

Unbelievably f-ing ugly

That girl I met last night was hot, but this morning she is umbelfugly.

by specknator January 20, 2009