turdshackle

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend

Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!

by Brooke.M March 23, 2008

tuckspad

noun A more offensive version of "douchebag."

My sister's new boyfriend is a giant tuckspad.

by infinit3_z3r0 December 16, 2009

turdsnake

An extended turd half in and half out of the toilet water, that looks like it's about to wriggle up and out of the bowl.

That turdsnake in the bowl looks like it's still alive and coming back onto dry land.

by Exterminator 2 February 26, 2011

turdshagger

Someone who considers him/herself to be of a superior intelligence or class, whose only contribution to a discussion thread on a message board consists of condescending posts bearing no relevance to the topic.

Sorry I dont usually get involved in such dribble But i think this thread has reached it's end.

And the turdshagger strikes again.

by ras-ole November 7, 2011

Turkah

Based on the derivative word turkey, 'turkah' is used to as a slang pronunciation of the word. Imagine you're Mr. Garrison from South Park, and say the word Turkey out loud. Bam, there you have it. . . turkahh!!!

Turkah was originally created to fit into a riddle with the words Erca, Durkah, Burka, and Workah.

"Hey Erica, pass me that god damn delicious turkah. . . I'm gonna slop some greasy gravy all over that succulant bitch, it's such a plump and juicy looking turkah!"

by Shil1 October 22, 2012

turdscape

A description of a catbox long overdue for a cleaning.

I haven't cleaned the catbox for three days and it's an utter turdscape!

by LNKruger June 17, 2013

turkemplation

The pause one takes before actually downing a double-shot of Wild Turkey bourbon.

May involve thinking about the double-shot. Bracing oneself for the impending 'harsh' taste. Usually involves 'big drinkers' or Beercap Olympians who say 'ahhhhhh!!!' after drinking the last remnant of any drink.

See also: Beercap Olympian

Dan found himself in deep turkemplation as he realized all eyes were on him, and he had no apple cider chaser.

by Paul Z. Ated March 4, 2014