Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas April 24, 2018

toddlerness

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando May 8, 2018

Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 13, 2018

Turdlette

Poop that was stuck to your butt..and starts floating around the water when you get in the bathtub

When my granddaughter got in the tub...we saw a turdlette floating around

by Honky Tonk Grandma September 24, 2018

tuddenham

A complete faggot that has no purpose in life. He constantly says “you’re the type” if you are doing anything that upsets him. He gets upset at almost every other word. He is a gavin at fortnite.

“You’re the type”

“Stop being such a tuddenham!”

by TheyCallMeTheType October 12, 2018