turtle tap

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

by master of love May 20, 2004

turtle jiz

code name for beer usally bud light

Josh I heard your parents found your turtle jiz that was in the back of your car.

by N Kasper August 24, 2008

Turtle Shell

When you sit down and your balls are showing through your pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!

by Ferretballs907 March 29, 2015

Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010

toss the turtle

The act of tossing a person's salad while that person is turtle heading.

I started tossing her salad, then it turned into a toss the turtle.

by Mister Everclear December 14, 2010

Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.

Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Tralee

A mythical place where great heroes live, as close as possible to living with the gods.

Only the finest hoes can be found in Tralee. The beer floweth like wine, and the wine floweth like the beer, and both floweth pretty damn freely. The fun never stoppeth, the spelling is archaic, and the grammar be flexible. Hooray!

by phx June 10, 2003