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toledo tootsie roll

To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.
Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."
by Steve scuba September 22, 2017
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Tonedeaf

A word used by holier than thous on social media to shame you for your troubling personal opinion. Mostly used by the main stream media and social media blowhards on Farcebook and Twatter to try and force a public apology out of you. They have no real recourse or law to push their agenda so they must make their opinion seem defacto and unarguable.
Person with troubling opinion: I don't see an issue with letting my daughter dress up as Pocahontas for Halloween. She is merely a little girl who likes Disney.

Social media holier than thou contributor to Buzzfeed: That is tonedeaf as hell you racist, sexist, misogynist, able-ist, age-ist, nazi, white supremacist. I demand you retract that statement or I will let your employer at the donut shop at 11th ave and West St about your problematic opinions.
by Scambammer January 4, 2018
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Toven

A female that thinks she has a male personality.
She act like she Toven.
She definitely has tovenism.
by Zawezome November 5, 2018
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Tored

T-OR-eD

When you're tired and bored at the same time.
"Oh my god I'm so tored"
by ILOVEPALAYEROYALE747 February 12, 2019
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Tove

Den rareste i hele verden. Hun er så rar at fuglene synger. Men det går bra
Angie: hun er rar
Helena: ja, det er en tove.
by jeg er kul February 14, 2019
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Tomed

Getting stuff without paying even though you owe money. Basically stealing.
Can I get the money for the pizza? No your getting tomed!
by balesci1 February 24, 2019
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Toxedo

The attire one should wear when dining at establishments which serve food that is know to contain carcinogens, saw dust, food dyes, chemicals, and other toxic ingredients.
Our neighborhood fast food restaurant was having a flash BOGO sale on burgers so we dressed in our finest toxedos to honor this special occasion, and got a table for 4.
by emayemay April 19, 2019
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