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tokyo sexwhale

the (misspelled) nickname for a south-african politician whose real name is Mosima Gabriel Sexwale. he got the nickname 'tokyo' because of his childhood love of karate.

there have been many individuals/ groups that have used this moniker including several somewhat popular bands, and even a record label.
Did you hear Mosima Sexwale's speech today? Yeah, I heard Tokyo Sexwhale speak, and I think his message really hits home?

Tokyo Sexwhale really rocked last night!
by dr spaghetti envelope January 5, 2010
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You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).
#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…
by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012
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tokyo

Adj; meaning very awesome, or it can be used to add an extreme connotation to a positive adjective.
"Did you go see that new racing movie?"
"Yea man, it was tokyo cool!"

"How'd you like that party last night?"
"It was fun, but I wouldn't call it tokyo."
by tokyodrift September 8, 2008
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On Today

Another way of saying "today," particularly used in the Black church.
Preacher: "It's so good to see y'all on today."

"Can we clap our hands on today?"
by hughesnum3 October 29, 2015
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If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011
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I'm gonna Trump today.

I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.
Fuck work,

I'm gonna Trump today.
by Max Nicks August 22, 2017
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.
"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."
by Hamelin January 28, 2007
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