The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006
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Get the sweet tooth mug.During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!
by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011
Get the tooth fairy mug.when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.
that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.
i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
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A person is said to have a dairy tooth if they frequently have cravings for dairy products such as milk, cheese, yogurt, and ice cream.
A person is said to have a dairy tooth if they frequently have cravings for dairy products such as milk, cheese, yogurt, and ice cream.
John has such a dairy tooth that he could eat a brick of cheese in one sitting. It’s a good thing he isn’t lactose intolerant.
by Johnnyway December 3, 2010
Get the Dairy Tooth mug.A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.
"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"
by mudboy247 October 5, 2009
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