Negative Advertising

When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.

1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."

Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"

"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."

2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"

Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."

Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."

by bamofo69 May 22, 2010

Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

Negative Skill

What the Champ2025 has on TarminStreams's Twitch channel

Look at that guy who has negative skill, he must be TheChamp2025

by Hello Mario December 18, 2021

negative humor

When Sarah makes a bad joke (i.e. every joke that comes out of her mouth) and everyone who was unfortunate enough to hear that joke is worse off as a result.

Sarah: you're not funny Jimmy hahahahhahaha

Jimmy: negative humor!

by mshammy November 24, 2013

Kick Neg

Fucking random word i came up with

You Kick Neg

by Protoful April 8, 2021

Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010

Negative 60

Someone who got a terrible score in cards

Marshall got a negative 60

by Marshall got-60 May 19, 2022