sleep texting

The act of texting while asleep. Usually occurs when you're drunk or when drunk and emotional friends text you in the middle of the night. There is no recollection of the texting in the morning.

Chick: I know I was drunk, but I can't believe what you said in your text to me last night!
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??

by TPitts September 25, 2008

drunken texting

This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.

I was totally drunken texting you last night dude! It was hilarious...

by manicpanicd January 30, 2008

texting

one of the dumbest things in the world for a relationship.

guy.(looks at phone) lol giggels.........WTH

girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello

guy. WTH was that text about.

girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.

guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks

girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)

guy. hello..

girl. why is it over wad i do?

guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.

by tacosssssss May 13, 2010

Pirate texting

When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!

'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'

by Jen Brown March 27, 2007

Texting Niall

When a closet Homosexual needs an emotional outlet they text Niall.
You can also tell a person is homosexual if they have texts form Niall on there phone.
If a person is homosexual you can ask them if 'they are texting Niall' to confirm there homosexuality

Jonathan: " I've got something to tell you mate"
Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."

by RobbiesBananaSpecial August 18, 2011

Ancient Textin

Text in which one uses the actual number keys instead of using the new modern keyboard cell phones

"dang dude why do you take so long to text" the friend replies"man you know I'm using Ancient Textin I cant afford they keyboard cell phone"

by PPdixxle June 30, 2009

Drunk Texting

When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.

There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.

- Text Alert goes off -

Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"

- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -

by UN!C0RN5 4R3 MY F4V0R!T3! February 17, 2010