Tesla Froadster

Also known as 'Elon Musk', a liability for any investor, the person who robbed the Tesla business from two actual engineers, the founders: Eberhard and Tarpenning.

Did you exit your investment in the Tesla Froadster before the truth came out?
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.

by GlobalWaters October 13, 2025

Teslam Ya Ghali

Thank you man!
Thank you dear but it's egyptian slang not formal
The literal translation of ghali is precious or expensive but in this context it's used like dude or friend

-I sent you the things that you wanted!
-Teslam ya ghali!

by EgyptianSlangDef November 3, 2025

Tesla Diving

The act of pulling out infront of a Tesla made vehicle in order to activate its collision prevention technology

I couldn’t pull out front the junction so I had to do a bit of Tesla diving

by qdrvr December 8, 2025

Tesla Sober

Tesla sober

Amy, you’ve had eight drinks. Are you sure you’re OK to drive? I’m fine. I’m Tesla sober.

by J.J. Gittes December 31, 2025

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

The Tesla coil

Butt chugging a natty from a beer bong while doing a keg stand. Term coined by critikal on Twitter.

Me and the boys finally did the Tesla coil on the weekend.

by Levisthelevis March 29, 2019

Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020