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Teslanian

A teslanian is a person that in obsessed with tesla or Elon Musk.
I heard Elon Musk is a Teslanian
by Nyan1045 January 26, 2022
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Teslarian

A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.
Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
by GlennyJ November 6, 2013
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Tasmanian Hotpocket

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.
by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019
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tasmanian snorkel

the man sits on the girl with his ass on her face. The mans asshole acts as the airhole with the balls over the eyes as goggles. The penis extends above her head so it looks like a snorkel.
We couldn't afford to go snorkeling in the caribbean, so i surprised her with a tasmanian snorkel at home.
by Family Style February 14, 2008
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Tasmanian Bogan

If any of you guys have visited tasmania you will see a new type of bogan. let me tell you

Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.

clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.

sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."

some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell

Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"

hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.

If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
"Hey bruv! whats goin on man?"
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"

"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<<Tasmanian Bogan)
by Bogan Hater June 27, 2007
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Tulanian

A student of Tulane. Can be either really smart or really spoiled and somewhat smart.
I met this Tulanian the other day who kept bragging about his dad's cars. What a jerk.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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Tasmanian Brunch

The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.

The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.
We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.
by Nacho A$$hole June 9, 2019
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