Telocal

Someone who is idiotically funny, meaning that their such an idiot their funny

Person 1: That guy is such a telocal!
Person 2: I know right!

by SugarAsh November 29, 2021

Tebockal

Situation, chaotic event (noun), (tuh -bock- ual)

Did you hear about the whole tebockal about the pool not being open this summer?

by The Human Straws Duo February 21, 2022

Telopea Birdshit

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022

Daniel Teboul

a normie that calls other people a normie
A weeb that watched hentai and loves the show Hentai Prince
a fat turd whos gay and eats too many of my chips NO DANIEL I PAID FOR THESE
a douchebag

Dumb Student: "Hey have you seen Daniel Teboul?"
Other student with common sense: "That weirdo with no life and still thinks Fortnite is?"
Dumb Student: yeah

by anime profile pics are gay October 10, 2019

To pull a Tebow

To win something at the last possible moment it can be won

I was playing ping pong with my buddy Jake and it was 6-10 but I managed to pull a Tebow and win.

by InsertAwesomeName December 17, 2011

Tim Tebow

A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.

I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!

by Adam RD October 20, 2006

Tebow

The female version of Teabag. An act in which a female squats over another face, so her legs form a bow shape, and places her vagina on top of the unsuspecting persons face.

When Sally passed out in the bar, Tiffany lifted her skirt up and put her hairy pussy on Sallys lips giving her a dirty Tebow.

by GrandpasLittleSecret January 11, 2012