Tard Boy
A person of any gender or race that acts in such a way that he/she makes everyone in their vicinity reconsider being around them.
Tard Boy by anti-tardboy October 25, 2017
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tard whip
The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.
Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
tard whip by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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tard wing
one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
tard wing by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022
tard police
Used to indicate a person is a complete moron. Formed from the combination of tard, the shortend slang version of retard + police.
tard police by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004