Muff Tap

1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.

2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.

1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.

2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.

by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009

Duck tap

when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.

Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!

by mangina4 January 12, 2011

phone tap

a synonym for prank call usually used by radio stations

Seattle's 106.1 Kiss FM has a phone tap every morning by its DJ, Jubal who calls anyone per a listeners request to creep them out.

by thediziedork March 3, 2010

ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).

by Chris December 27, 2003

tapping off

The act of typing data into your mobile phone for texting, sending/replying to email, or IM.

That dumbass got into an accident because he was tapping off instead of keeping his eyes on the road.

by porchteq October 28, 2009

cougar tap

for a girl's perspective: willing to tap that youngin'

Dude, check out Brandon, I'd cougar tap that.

by Giiiiiiirl March 19, 2010

Tap-Dog

A mysterious secretive individual, loathe to provide any personal information

Co-worker, "How was your weekend?"
Reply: "ha ha ha it's kinda personal man"
Co-Worker: "You're so tap-dog"

by Mossinator September 10, 2009