Twat

1) American slang for vagina

2) UK slang for idiot

For USA, see vagina or pussy

*English man walks into an American bar*

E: Hiya, can I get a beer for my mate?
A: We don't serve beer
E: You twats!
A: WHAT DID YOU CALL US???!!

by PENISENVYR January 24, 2012

Twat

The person who is reading or using this right now

you are a Twat

by Sparkyfam9000 February 26, 2020

Twat

1.) a good word to call an ex girlfriend
2.) a stupid hoe
3.) girl who likes a lot of dick....at once.

my ex girlfriend pauline, is a slutty twat.

by snikrliker May 03, 2011

Twat

People whose tweets are lame, moronic, or believe the most unimportant minutia needs to be shared w/the world should be called "Twats"

Tweet: Had a drink of water

Tweet: Eating a sandwich

Tweet: bored

All of these tweets are examples of Twats

by TheRavenEffect April 25, 2010

Twat

The female vagina. Also known as pussy,vagina,the pink, and straight mens best friend.

I would love to get some twat tonight.

by BiG_Lu June 08, 2009

twat

the past tense of twit when you post something on twittwr

I just twat 3 minutes ago about what I am doung today. The Jonas Brothers just twat what they were doing so now I can stalk them.

by jojoyo April 15, 2009

Twat

the t.w.a.t. is an acronym for "the totally wicked awesome tour" that recently concluded. headlined by the all-american rejects and supported by limbeck and motion city soundtrack, it was, in fact totally wicked and awesome. it took place in the united kingdom in november 2003.

i went to the 21 nov show at the london astoria to see the second-to-last night of the t.w.a.t. it was fucking insane! and tyson ritter is damn fine...

by kat November 30, 2003