ass traffic 

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

ass traffic by Blastmat February 15, 2005

Go play with traffic 

something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment

sarah - lets go feed the hens

peter - no, go play with traffic

Go play with traffic by grogsy September 13, 2006

L.A. Traffic Jam 

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death

dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam

L.A. Traffic Jam by ttorriand October 14, 2009

Arse Traffic 

Something that homosexual men enjoy on a day to day basis.

'hey brother'
'hey'
'U up for sum arse traffic this week'
'i never thought you'd ask!'

Arse Traffic by Josh White July 7, 2006

Hand Traffic

when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.

Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic

Hand Traffic by Artemis T. Psycho June 14, 2009

dick traffic

Traffic jam caused by drivers that travel too slow, without regard for other drivers.

There's a lot of dick traffic on the interstate.

dick traffic by TheBubbleLife314 March 28, 2017

Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

Toenail traffic jam by Moped mania March 17, 2021