Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 June 26, 2016

chesticle lumps

lumps that usually grow on females or on faticle men

oof, Justin just hit my chesticle lumps!

by melaniadelatrump May 31, 2018

Lump nunkin

Noun. The fat part above fupa (lower stomach) that you tuck in your pants

That girls lump nunkin makes it look like she has a tire in her pants

by AmBam Lane May 14, 2022

Lump nowhump

It means good shit, sorta like good job but in a zesty way.

Dude 1: "Yo I just got an ace in Valorant"

Dude 2: "bro lump nowhump, keep it up"

by SHOOPY2024 November 29, 2024

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.

My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.

by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2021

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone "whether you like it or not".

like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, at least in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let the conscruption industry spiel keep unfolding

by Sexydimma February 10, 2014