by nick wulf February 13, 2005
to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
by weave July 13, 2003
A Red Tent Party (named for the book The Red Tent, which features the Biblical character Dinah) is a party held in honor of a girl's first period. Uterus and period-blood themed food and decorations are appropriate.
Janet: So, my daughter finally got her first visit from Mother Nature last week; now we get to host her Red Tent Party!
Bill: Red Tent Party? What the hell, Janet, that's disgusting, you're one of those ultrafeminist nazi-types, aren't you?
Bill: Red Tent Party? What the hell, Janet, that's disgusting, you're one of those ultrafeminist nazi-types, aren't you?
by tigerZERO January 20, 2011
When you give the person next to you at a pinic table a hand job. Picnic table cloths are usually red and white, giving the illusion of a circus tent. Judging by the movement of the tent you can tell how many rings it is.
by Love_Machine May 10, 2008
The sensation felt when nobbing a previously shaved minge with a few weeks growth.
Few things in life are more uncomfortable than a Hedgehog in my Tent.
Few things in life are more uncomfortable than a Hedgehog in my Tent.
Her bush was so prickly it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent, tomorrow night we're definitely Going to Barnsley.
The 3 week stubble on her Bearded Oyster left me so raw it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent
The 3 week stubble on her Bearded Oyster left me so raw it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent
by Dave Schloosh July 21, 2011
The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
by cedanchair December 03, 2013
by Gaboonviper August 24, 2009