Ted Starkins

Anyone with this name is an absolute wanker

that guy Ted Starkins is an absolute wanker

by PhAnToM73 October 9, 2022

tattle ted

A loud mouth PO-LOCK that is his own worst enemy

Tattle Ted isn't making making any new friends acting like a twat.

by Itsgettingold August 20, 2018

Ted Cruisin'

To take a flight to a warm place while the proletariat freeze.

"How are you staying warm in this year's Texas freeze?"
"I'm Ted Cruisin' in Austria, mate."

by satans' February 4, 2023

ted up

to overthink with disastrous results. The phrase created by Ted Mosby's friends from the series How I Met Your Mother

Ted ted up because he couldn't find "the one", but it's actually Robin.

by itsadamic October 15, 2021

Ted Dollins

Someone who cannot pay attention. Because of pure distraction or lack of ability to listen.

"I told you specifically not to buy this brand of bread! Pay some fucking attention Ted Dollins"

by Albino namekian October 19, 2020

ted forden

Really fucking gay

ted forden is really fucking gay

by uyyighhg May 29, 2020

Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.

dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"

by a blasian man September 29, 2012